Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023

T Hag

To have Immaculate Rizz and lots of sex

I am going to T Hag this girl.

by Nut1ng November 30, 2022

Rag hag

When it's that time of the month and she's acting like a crazy bitch.

She's on her period and not acting cool at all, that Summer is a real rag hag.

by ManleyGreaseMissile June 11, 2022

Swag hag

Someone who pushes low end branded swag

Peggy for Peggy Creations, can be such a swag hag

by wicked225 September 5, 2018

hag

someone older than 16

an old person.

"did you hear? tramantha is turning into a hag tomorrow"

by shadowmcrfanxx123 April 13, 2020

Fag Hag

A woman that needs and wants to be friends with a gay male. These type of people are known to be a narcissist.

Alissa is being such a fag hag with Omar.

by Nathan meyers official April 27, 2019

fucked up old hag

Margaret Thatcher

🗿: You fucked up old hag
🗿: Ha ha, charade you are

by FatEngineer October 23, 2022