Glutenize

To be unknowingly by gluten containing ingredients i.e. wheat , barley and oats.

I went to a new popular restaurant last night and was glutenized.

by LisaTheCeliac June 20, 2017

Gluteus Wagneus

The part of a females ass not concealed by the underwear causing it to be easily jiggled.

Her gluteus wagneus jiggled as she ran down the street.

by Quackery September 30, 2017

gluten baby

Happens when someone with Celiac Disease eats something they shouldn't. Describes the bloated feeling they have, as well as the distended belly.

"Oh, dammit. I just ate something with barley in it. Guess I'll have to deal with a gluten baby before too long"

by chrisssy226 December 15, 2017

grubecue

So a lot of people may call food 'grub' so grubecue is to barbecue any 'grub' that can be barbecued. This gives an exciting twist to what can and cannot be barbecued.

I would like to invite you round to my families house for a grubecue

by Softlad January 28, 2018

Grubenshmarger

'Edge of the shit-pit'. A word for giving sympathy to someone who needs to vent without providing examples as to how you can relate, which would either make the person feel like you're trying to center the conversation on yourself or just be a repeat of what they're saying. Another translation can be "I'd buy us a beer to cry in, but I'm broke"

A: (sobbing)That bitch Farina is screwing me over, she does whatever she feels like without thinking about anyone else!
B:(remembering how Farina stole B's wallet, car, and boyfriend) Grubenshmarger (hugs A)

by Stormis_Avalon May 9, 2018

gluten

Some protein stuff thats in certain food like wheat food, And some people cant eat it cause they gluten intolerant

Examples
person 1: oi is there gluten in this
person 2: No patricia this is an apple

by Teavas May 23, 2018

Gluten Putin

Adjective

A term given to "anarchists" and liberals who support communism and/or socialism. Therefore the "Putin"
The term "gluten" comes from the stereotype surrounding modern liberals, or soyboys and them often preferring gluten-free products and soy milk.

My friend, Keith, got into a rant about how capitlism and Trump is bad and how real communism hasn't been tried yet. He's a real Gluten Putin sometimes

by UnitedStatesofKek November 14, 2018