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You're hung like a grape 

small penis
just like deb said "You're hung like a grape"
on DEXTER

Dirty Grape 

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.
"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"
Dirty Grape by ematz December 4, 2014

wet grape 

An English teacher lowers your grade because he's too busy reading comics to actually teach you
Mr. Meacham is such a wet grape
wet grape by JasonTodd523 August 5, 2016

Do Grape 

Sexual intercourse with a grape. Not to be confused with Dog rape
friend: Hey dude, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some grapes for our Do Grape tonight!
me: What? We are fucking dogs?
friend: dude, i said do GRAPE
me:ahh, alright brah! Gang gang!
Do Grape by ugly gay unicorn April 26, 2017

petrified grape 

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

Xagi Grape & Mint 

A Xagi Grape & Mint (aka Xagi) is a Shisha mix consisting of exactly 78.9% of grape and 21.1 % of atomic mint.

It is exclusive to Ali Baba coffee shop and Shisha lounge. When smoked the Shisha extracts the correct amount of thick smoke. Leaving your head in a Man Fucking Like condition .
Regular walks in

Can I have one of your finest Xagi Grape & Mint.

This is the most sought after flavour only available to The Man Fucking Like elite. Only available at Alibaba Coffee and Shisha lounge.