Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

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golf dip

When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.

Trevor did the golf dip when he fed the lizard in the urinal.

by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020

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Bottom Golf

When you are having sex doggie style and slip your thumb in a girls ass hole.

I was going at with my girl last night and decided to bottom golf, she was really into it.

by Darthdaddy99 December 30, 2020

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Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

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A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

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