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Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.
dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine
by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025
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Glorping

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.
He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!
by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025
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"she was such a glorp"
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you are looking glorpacious today
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Glop People

Glop People or a glop person is one that possess characteristics of that of a reddit moderator, or a person of Walmart, extremely degenerate, midwit intelligence or lower, unhygienic, owns various Funko pops among other dumb shit.
Man look at those glop people over there in their pj's and marvel shirts at the McDonald's Walmart at 2:30 in the afternoon, fuckin bums.
by Based Department June 21, 2025
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Gloop

by Dapancake July 2, 2025
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glooptastic

Man I love this. Its glooptastic
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