housewarming gift

A weird or unusual object that's bought for new homeowners by friends or family.

Friend: "That's a weird house decoration"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"

by Kdougan November 20, 2016

Pump gift

A pump gift is similar to a push gift in which woman receive a gift for giving birth. The pump gift is similar but more exclusive to the man who had to go through the difficult effort in pumping out millions of fertile sperm and making it into the vagina instead of the face, back, anus or sock. The gift should be off high value and should include blow jobs for life without question or consent.

Woman: Hey honey where is my push present?
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.

Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.

by Babad October 16, 2018

Easter Bunny's Gift

The act of one females kind nature to allow a male to suck her genitals hours after being diagnosed with a yeast infection.

Hey baby can i have an Easter Bunny's gift?

by Calvin Harrison May 11, 2010

Giftson

Giftson is a kind hearted and down to earth human. He is one of a kind and very rare to spot. Giftson has one of the most purest hearts around. He loves to play Guitar.

Do not miss a chance of getting close to a Giftson in your life time.

Giftson is gifted indeed!

by Veronica David November 23, 2021

nature's gift

a name to describe your most exquisite strand of marijuana

Yo nigga we be smoking that nature's gift

by Beau Golden January 28, 2016

The gift that keeps on NOT giving

A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.

Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Thoughtful Gift

A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.

M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."

by tiredofXmas December 25, 2010