peppermint foster

The act of rubbing peppermint extract on the tip of your penis prior to anal sex so as to give the intense, burning, minty sensation in the girls anus. Also helpful if intending to go ass-to-mouth. atm

She was in the shower trying to rinse her ass out after Bryan gave her that peppermint foster.

by DocTel May 24, 2007

flusterflunked

adj. to be all discombobulated, frustrated, and upset; usually after a girl tells you she doesn't want to be your friend.

I got all flusterflunked after my friend told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore because she didn't want to have friends behind her boyfriend's back.

by Mr. JACOB WICKED! February 2, 2009

flustergated

flustergated- Adj. the state of being where one is sexually frustrated. The absence of a productive and content sexuality or the absence of sex in ones life.

person a: "i haven't had sex in four months!"

person b: "wow you must be so damn flustergated."

by lord azriel April 2, 2009

Fostertalitator

One who both enjoys cheese and ponies.

That dog must be a Fostertalitator, he hangs ou with ponies all day and begs for cheese.

by h0st1l1ty January 19, 2010

frusterpated

(1) the feeling of angst one experiences when nothing seem to come out right.

(origin) a combination of frustrated and constipated

My new job leaves me somewhat frusterpated because I don't yet understand exactly what I'm doing.

by eboNJ January 28, 2010

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2

fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!

by grim baggins August 5, 2010