grand funk

A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.
"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"
by Renee January 30, 2004
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fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it
When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway
by Anipol May 14, 2005
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funk ti ohns

how to make someone mad in 0.00001 seconds
its pronounced funk ti ohns. "suck your toes off"
by i like arham January 22, 2020
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Terry Funk

Farting on the head of a woman while she is sucking and/or licking your "Guch".Not done for any sexual pleasure,more for the persons own amusement.

If taken to the extreme it may can result in a Tommy Dreamer
"You should have seen her face when I Terry Funk'd her last night"
by Bobeddy August 21, 2006
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Sweaty Nut Funk

An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.
After hours of riding in the car, Steve found humor in forcing Justin to smell his sweaty nut funk.
by Stevolio August 29, 2006
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Alaska funk fork

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum
Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhh oooooo November 10, 2018
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mal-funk-shun

Malfunction.......The inability to perform routine tasks after a wicked party/rave or binge drinking sesion to the point that it annoys everyone. Signs of a malfunction include but are not limited to....hearing the question.Have you been Drinking?
Hey, I dont think I can make it tonight i have a presentation to make tomorrow and i dont want to mal-funk-shun.
by P.C.H July 05, 2007
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