strike at the fudge factory

when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike.

Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months"
Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?"
Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is"

by keith-tastic May 22, 2008

fudge

if you can spell this word with your gcse results, then you will probably live the rest of your life on state benefits.

person 1:"ha i can spell fudge with my reults"
person 2:"what are you going to do about it"
person 1:"whatdya mean people will have to employee me with a funny word in my gcse results."
person 2: *shakes head and walks away*

by spazmandemz October 10, 2008

fingernail fudge

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008

fudge-ums

a square brown chocolate mascot used to sell brownies on another stupid ass dominoes commercial.

(Thundering of loud footsteps in distence)

Pizza guy: RUN FUDGE-UMS RUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Fudge-ums: Owaaaa ohhhh waaa

(Thundering increases as large amount of gay actors chase a midget in a brownie suit............wow.....just wow)

by Ross The Great August 26, 2006

fudgehole

The arse or anus from which poo may occasionally eminate.

Darling, you know I love you but I must insist that you shower before i tongue your fudgehole.

by Jonny C6 October 1, 2006

Fidget Spinner

A stupid ass toy ment for kids with autism or ADHD but instead is used by a bunch of acoustic children

He has a fidget spinner, he must be acoustic.

by SnapWizaard May 16, 2017

fudge pouch

Just another name for your asshole.

When Molly was baking brownies she looked in the bag and said, "What the hell is a fudge pouch?" Then her stepfather giggled and said, "That's just another name for your asshole. I know my fudge pouch is going to need a good asswiping once I'm done those brownies!"

by Gabe from West Chester August 29, 2022