1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009
Get the fucktard mug.A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.
This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011
Get the fucktard mug.Anyone who is unbelievably stupid in any conversation or topic. Similar to Neotard, only not limited to politics.
People who believe that services for children with Neurological disorders (mental deficits) exist and work are Fucktards. People who speak on topics they know nothing about with limited intellectual ability are Fucktards.
by Razzizoz April 4, 2009
Get the Fucktard mug.by Geof0 September 28, 2012
Get the fucktard mug.A cross between Fuck and Bastard to produce a more serious insult than Bastard. Generally used to descri be someone who performs an act that is considered stupid.
by General Spoon April 16, 2008
Get the Fucktard mug.adj. fucking-retard, with fuck used as a prefix to emphasize the severity of retardation.
adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.
adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.
by Lee Harvey Oswald, Grass Knoll October 9, 2008
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