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Floatus

The frothy effluent that covers the surface of a cesspool or sewage treatment lagoon.
Foul smellling floatus covered the entire surface of the sewage treatment lagoon .
by Major English June 12, 2018
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floatingforari

an icon, a legend, a well known fan account on ariana stan twitter. gained 5k in 5 months, who’s doing it like ha? respect ha ‼️ she’ll eat u alive
floatingforari will drag your faves
by danceacademylover101 October 9, 2020
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banana float

When you give your girl a wet slippery came on dick and make her cream pie on it making it a banana float!
Damn dude she got one big banana float last night
by Banana Float Man December 12, 2016
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urinade float

After having sex to completion, a male gives his partner a golden shower. Within this process, the remaining ejaculate within the penile tubes escapes within the urine, therefore creating a urinade float.
On Thirsty Thursday, my dirty girlfriend wanted to get freaky. It resulted in a bj for me and a golden shower for her with a bonus urinade float.
by RonBurgundy2001 June 12, 2018
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The Ole' Float & Gloat

When a god damned mosquito gets some of your blood, then persists to fly about your head so that you can't sleep.
That rat bastard is giving me the ole' float & gloat!!!
by levvvviosa June 13, 2019
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Float

The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.

Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.

The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.

Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Not much, ya know, just floating around at work waiting to get off
by Munqueee April 23, 2011
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floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.
by Cougs321 September 25, 2011
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