Float me

Float me is a new term used to describe the the act of sucking a dick, similar to sucking up the creamy ice cream float. (chocolate or vanilla). It's gonna be thick. Its gonna overflow regardless so you might as well suck up and enjoy it.

You can float me all night. I have all the ingredients.

by Sumbitches June 19, 2013

fladorable

flooging adorable

oh my gosh eduardo and julia are so fladorable together!

by RosyJewlz311 January 4, 2010

Fladoop

The sound in which a bird makes while flapping it's wings.

*Bird Flies By* Fladoop! Fladoop! Fladoop!

by TimmehIshMehName February 26, 2010

floater

Someone who doesn't like having girlfriends and just goes around hooking up with different girls a lot.

girl: hey do you have a girlfriend?

guy: no im a "floater"

girl: good, I hate relationships and like to have one night stands too!

guy: niceeee

by Floater103 December 22, 2010

Fladie's Ladies

The name of the band that is run by the legendary M. Fladie. It is said that when he got hit by a bouncy ball in the face while playing "Catch It" he acquired massive amounts of swag and can now get any lady he wants to play in his band...plus other tributes. This band does not specialize in only one genre; they just simply pwn at all of them.

-Duuude! Have you heard the band of Fladie's Ladies?
-Yeah man! They absolutely pwn, and I must also say, that guy has a lot of swag
-Indeed, he gets all the booty he wants!

by cheterco April 24, 2011

Miami Coke Float

1. When the girl needs to shit, the man creampies into the shit while its still in her ass cavity and then lets it all drip out. It looks like a coke float.
2. When a man sprays into a bag of cocaine and then feeds it to the girl.

Andrew gave me such a great Miami coke float this morning!

by Harry Toba February 4, 2014

float

A car in the left lane which is going up to 5 MPH over the posted speed limit on the highway, and has probably started to rack up a car line. Often driven by the elderly, a person on a cell phone, or a soccer mom, floats will rarely switch to the other lane to let traffic pass.

I had a truck on my right and a float infront of me going 65. I was screwed.

by The Sub February 25, 2005