Flapador

1. A fancy dress hat.
2. A hat with airplane wings on the side.
3. An extremely boring person to talk to.

1. Yo, hand me my flapador.
2. Damn, he is just a flapador.

by Relyting February 1, 2009

Sir Fapsalot

That guy you know who is open about fapping, tells you when he faps AND WHAT HE FAPS TO. He can be the real chill guy but when he gets home he gets it on with himself.

Girl 1: My boyfriend spends like 2 hours in the bathroom everyday!
Girl 2: Pshhhh he's obviously a Sir Fapsalot

by Depths of the Internet April 29, 2015

Ass Flap

A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards

*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

Flap Savvy

A male and/or female who is particularly gifted in the art of charming women into promiscuous acts for low or no monetary gain

That fella be a mighty flap savvy gentleman, if I wasn't so jealous I would buy him a fine ale

by Gavin Goodtime November 25, 2014

FlaP BOnG

flapbong

Hey man, pass the flap bong. What’s that? You know! The flap bong!

by Mr.PutPut September 7, 2018

fapsplosion

When one faps so much their human form ceases to exist in the wake of a concussive force of jizzjuice and meatsauce everywhere like jerking off a bottle of nitroglycerin

Person #1: "hey brah i was on Ninja Girl Rachels site and i had to pull myself away before I fapsploded all over the fuckin place like an IED"

Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"

by section9 November 30, 2010

pizza flap

the result of eating fresh out of the oven pizza too fast causing the top layer of skin to burn off of your mouth. Said skin proceeds to fall off of both gums and roof and hang down.

Bagel pizzas are the worst for pizza flap.

LOL! YOU GOT PIZZA FLAP!

dude, my mouth feels like an old ladies flappy face.

by KZB April 3, 2008