Giving a non-denominational fart and prayer in tribute to a fallen subjects memory. A far more tangible take on the often and overall useless but nevertheless used 'thoughts and prayers.'
Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.
Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!
Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!
by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 17, 2020
Get the Farts and Prayersmug. Farting into the palm of ones hand, capturing the flatus into a balled fist, and then quickly opening the hand directly into the face of an unsuspecting victim in the style of a 1940s era pie fight without the hand actually touching the victims face.
I was quietly reading a book when Larry snuck up beside me and crushed a particularly fresh fart pie into my face.
by penguin_clubber January 27, 2011
Get the Fart Piemug. “Did that girl just take a shit in her neighbors lawn and run off screaming?”
“Yes, that is Emilia fart and she is *tongue pop* -Iconic.”
“Yes, that is Emilia fart and she is *tongue pop* -Iconic.”
by EMILIAS BITCH 24/7 February 15, 2018
Get the Emilia Fartmug. A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart lords" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.
by Rudy tulips January 15, 2009
Get the fart lordmug. by mpb '72 April 12, 2008
Get the beer fartmug. A particular type of flatulence wherein the fart produces a short, sharp snap or pop and nothing more, as opposed to a long, drawn out tone or a raspberry.
I leaned back in my chair and accidentally let a snap fart go at the office, but I don't think anyone noticed.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
I was walking behind this guy and he totally snap farted and tried to play it off as a cough.
by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Get the snap fartmug. The involuntary reaction of anal sphincter relaxation and gas release from severe fright. The caliber of smell depends on the intensity of the fear experienced.
I can smell your fear. Nope sorry, that was just my fear fart.
What is that smell?! ...I think the pig-man with the chainsaw must really have scared Jenna, she's been fear farting ever since.
What is that smell?! ...I think the pig-man with the chainsaw must really have scared Jenna, she's been fear farting ever since.
by thetrifecta November 5, 2010
Get the Fear Fartmug.