Farting out

A verb meaning to spew out false information confidently like it's no body's business

Stop farting out about how dinosaurs still exist

by TheKillerStorm February 15, 2024

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024

Farming

When a person and his mate at Wayne State University sit down and collaborate to follow multiple bad bitches within the vicinity via quick add, suggestions etc. on various apps and platforms.

what are you doing bro?
answer: Shiiiii we just farming cuh type shit.

by abadbitchnamedmadison April 22, 2024

farming hours

to run more then one video game at once on steam to get more hours

guy 1: why do you have 1,000 hours in past two week there is only 336 hours in 2 weeks
guy 2: farming hours

by Diecaok May 6, 2024

Farking

Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.

I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.

by Z0AR0 June 5, 2024

Farmington

A farmington is a type of man who is obese and sits on a wooden chair all day and only watches cartoon network and cant walk properly so he wiggles on the floor or bounces in the wooden chair and farmington s are also very rude so I recommend dont interact with a farmington

Kid:look dad! I see a farmington. dad:close your eyes son that is a rare but yet unsettling thing to see never trust the farmington my son

by User T70 July 6, 2024

farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024