it is f****** walking
i was falking down the street.
by supercalifragilisticexpaelidos February 1, 2018
Get the falking mug.I pulled up in the farkinlot and couldn’t hold it in- I didn’t even get a cart, just ran to the bathroom. After I left, the produce guy yelled, “Damn.” My wife wouldn’t go into the grocery store after that.
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When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
by Awfulman July 15, 2022
Get the Farting out cum mug.-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.
-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
Get the plankton farming mug."Jack was asleep last night, so me, Mike, Alex and Stevie started wind milling."
"Dude, that's wind farming.
"Dude, that's wind farming.
by chiefwiggum198321 July 29, 2012
Get the Wind Farming mug.A type of farting during which the expression on your face shows confusion and/or inquisitiveness. On occasion the intonation of the fart reflects this uncertainty by making an abrupt change of pitch, as if you were asking a question. This can also be used as an adverb.
Chuck farts quizzically when he is lost and doesn't know which direction to go. Jen pulled out the map and said "I can tell you're lost by your quizzical farting, the food store is this way!"
by mole120 March 9, 2012
Get the quizzical farting mug.the act of letting loose a swarm of shitmeister-smelling particles of gas in the air, while being on Skype. Normally done by females...named Nicole.
*FART*
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete
Nathan: The hell was that?
Nicole: I don't even know!
Harold: NICOLE FARTED!
Skype Farting Process: Complete
by ThatSuperiorN January 11, 2014
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