Colombian Facial

When a man ejaculates onto a womens face and immediately throws cocaine or powdered sugar onto her face and snorts it.

After rough sex, Juan gave Carolina a Colombian Facial and got high after.

by Cata Funtes August 3, 2010

irish facial

where you cum onto a girls face( after fucking the shit out of her), wait for it to dry, then peel it off

i gave your girlfriend an Irish facial

by crazy mexican May 12, 2008

facial

(n) a sensual message posted on the wall of another's facebook profile

(v) the act of posting a sensual message on the wall of another's facebook profile

I sent my boyfriend a facial so hot that he ejaculated all over his keyboard.

I don't feel emotionally ready for phone sex with her, I think we'll just facial for a while.

by Daffodil4 November 10, 2007

facial sex

(for any or both genders)

one person to stick their nose in anothers ear which causes nice tingles and sensations.

eg. a facegasm

ohh that boy gives great facial sex !

by apriiL! [united states baby] x June 1, 2009

Facial

When you get excited and but on your girls face and she lets it dry and then peels it off her face then she eats it. Next your pound her pussy until she doesn’t feel her vagina no more

I just gave her a facial

by Iauahdvdbaj May 27, 2018

Facial cancer

Adjective used to descibe a person with a severe case of acne vulgaris.

'I wouldn't go near her mate, you'll get covered in puss. She's got facial cancer for fuck's sake.'

by MaricaL April 15, 2009

Facial Fungus

That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.

"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"

"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"

by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010