Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.

I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out

by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025

Peanut butter falcon

The act of putting your penis in the jar of peanut butter and acting like it is a falcon.

Hey Jenna I pull off a pretty good peanut butter falcon

by fueitbakr April 12, 2024

falcon

best fruit in the whole blox fruits community

OMG! I ROLLED A FALCON!!!

by Tom TNT March 12, 2024

Dirty falcon

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.

I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.

by Squeeler5000 January 19, 2026

Forbidden Falcon

when a girl is laying between 2 guys beating them off simultaneously looking like a falcon flapping its wings

bro i didn't know she was beating you off too she must've been doing the forbidden falcon!

by thatguyyearnsforme February 7, 2026

Falcon Piss

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is fast as ferk!

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was fast as Falcon Piss!

by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

Falcon Piss

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is faster than the Falcon.

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was faster than Falcon Piss!

by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026