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emu export

It is actually the best beer in the world. Most beers need to be cold, export is far better nice and hot, to get the perfect temperature is simple: place block in boot of car, drive crew to location on a hot day, serve directly from boot. True perfection. One of the rare occasions where cheaper is better, export remains, at certain outlets, $1 a can by the block (stubbies are for poorcuuunts). It has many advantages over other beers:

#1 Refreshing taste

#2 Cheap

#3 You won't look like a posh wanker

#4 Available throughout this golden state

#5 Comes in blocks to share with a mate and the carton has a carry handle!

#6 Esky of ice is not needed

#7 Noone will steal your beer at a party

Good on ya cobbers down at the swan brewery you make me proud every day of every year.
"Hey gorgeous wanna root?"
"Yeah! Your a real man all these guys are obsessed with there imported beers but you just comit the emu export!"
by Tony Comitto January 9, 2008
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internet explorer

A great program that lets you download viruses.

It also serves as a program to download firefox which is way better than internet explorer.

internet explorer is just really bad.

see also shit.
Bob: w00t, I’m downloading 500+ viruses a minute on internet explorer!

Jeff: Lololllolololllololollolz0rz! Inronetz explo0dr is liek fukin', shit. lolololollolololo!!!!!!1!!1!11111!!11! XD
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Expert Syndrome

An ailment characterized by the need to expound on a given topic beyond actual knowledge. The advanced sufferers are often unaware of the condition, loosing the ability to distinguish opinion from fact. Unfortunately there is currently no cure for Expert Syndrome, much like Catholicism.
Did you hear Karl going on about kernel internals at lunch? He has a serious case of Expert Syndrome.
by John Kintz January 16, 2006
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Explete

pronounced ex-'pleet

verb - to use expletives
He was so upset at work for being plutoed, all he could do was explete.

Everyone thought she had Tourettes Syndrome, but she was just expleting profusely.
by Chrysie December 12, 2008
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explode

1. to blow up
The bomb will explode.
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daily express

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.
Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"
by Kay December 23, 2007
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A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.
If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money
by Conned October 15, 2008
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