by nije08 June 10, 2011
Get the el criticomug. A legendary football event in British secondary schools in which whole year groups will play against each other. There is no limit on the number of players, the entire school field is the pitch and the ball is constantly in play no matter what happens. All tactics are permitted. A typical El Classico will see years 10 and 11 play against years 12 and 13 but other combinations are possible. Teachers will often watch from the sidelines, fully aware that they cannot intervene in any way. Such is the El Classico's reputation they usually occur only once per year.
"I can't believe you missed the El Classico bruv"
"I know mate, I had a Spanish detention"
"You missed out, I reckon there was about 200 guys out there"
"I know mate, I had a Spanish detention"
"You missed out, I reckon there was about 200 guys out there"
by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 16, 2021
Get the El Classicomug. (n) a weather phenomena that causes flight delays despite the fact that no inclement weather whatsoever exists. Also known as "severe-clear" weather.
by kjungleboy July 13, 2012
Get the el chicomug. When a man bends a woman over during sex and takes her from behind while grabbing the base of his erection with his hand only leaving the thumb sticking out so it's parallel to the penis. As the penis is inserted the thumb, representing the small horn, should hit the anus with every deep thrust. ( This move is not recommended for asians because your penis has to be larger than you hand for it to work)
by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011
Get the el rhinomug. by Blackinafrica21 November 14, 2017
Get the El beepermug. by a-wall9 October 16, 2009
Get the el chihuahuamug. by Wondafucka May 3, 2004
Get the El Choclomug.