Has freckles, brown hair, loves mustang's, has 2 dogs, almost 6 feet tall, ladies man, average dick, born in september, and loves chinese food.
by DylanWilliams69420 September 11, 2020

by Okay man111 October 4, 2020

A fuckboi who trys to stick his milameter Peter in to every girl he sees. a fat ugly fuck who can't spell. Thinks he is a light skin nigga. Beats his meat daily and never had any good pussy. (I am Dylan so I know this is true)
by Xgscumpthemkids October 2, 2017

Yo your shit looks like dylan
by Mrs vantussele July 20, 2018

He isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and typically doesnt know when to leave. He is always butting into events and likes to cuddle other boys. He only dates women with children and lives to weld.
The Dylan is getting on Shian's nerves
by Goodoleboi December 21, 2016

Hey that guy totally dylaned the party last night, he went on and on about how awesome Jordy Nelson is.
by the mad man man September 27, 2010

Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
