Doody Fingers

Fingers that graze shit when one wipes his or her ass.

Wipe, wipe, graze, graze.....doody fingers.

by 3dPulp November 4, 2012

dooved

what a complete retard world call a dvd player.
phonejacker:do you want a dooved
cunt:no!!!

phonejacker:do you want a dooved
cunt:no!!!

by cuntfeaturs May 12, 2014

doojy

An expression word used when you see a disgusting creature or used to call someone who's face pisses you off

You're such a doojy. Get outta here

by Derek "Frost" Westbrook January 10, 2015

dooky dooky

Take a shit.. As in pooping often a word used to describe pooping in a friendly manner

Wat are you doing?

I'm taking a dooky dooky

by Dwetje November 24, 2015

doopy muster

When you fart under a blanket and immediately smell it

Bro yesterday I doopy mustered ! It was a good one

by japaneseman123 June 13, 2016

doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

doonyah

A hot, sexy Arabic/Muslim girl with a nice ass who is amazing both physically and mentally. Incredibly intelligent, and a wonderful person to be around. Seriously, if you say you've never smiled around her, you are lying.

Girl: I wish I was as sexy and smart as Doonyah.

Other Girl: Have you seen her ass? I'm too jealous

by THAT FUZZY BUZZY August 7, 2017