Dildo Faggins

A little suburabn hobbit, lives in his hole scouring thee internet for hobbit porn and games
Dildo met with his wizard friend robby his gay orc friend kyle and his awesome kool HF warriors
by Anonymous December 26, 2002
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alaskan dildo

a sexual fetish involving shitting into an open condom, freezing it, and then proceeding to penetrate your lover with this sex toy
put shit into a condom thus being an alaskan dildo
by Ken Christensen October 17, 2007
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dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.
Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.
by Joe January 26, 2005
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turd dildo

1)A sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other shit borne diseases.
2)A german erotic toy used to stimulate sexual response from gay nazi sympathizers.
3) A small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.
4) An incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.
5) Being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.
1)Grandma used to play with a turd dildo now she is very ill.
2)Colonel Nimitz inserted the turd dildo into his rectum .
3) There are museums with turd dildos in glass cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.
4)You are a silly turd dildo Mark, Trout Sniffer is a lesbian.
5) Losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real turd dildo.
by toe October 15, 2004
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dildo baby

When a gay guy ejaculate on a dildo and then a woman uses it. Then the baby will be called a dildo baby
Mom: "Son, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are a dildo baby."

Son:"Nooo!!!"
by GG_DJ_Trump February 26, 2016
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dildo stomp

when a kinky person bends over raising their ass in the air and their partner inserts a dildo into the asshole and then stomps said dildo penetrating deep and into the ass.
i told that honkey to bite the pillow so i could dildo stomp dat bitch.
by frankenshit August 11, 2010
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