Defective

It means cool in rich terms.

My dog is defective.

by Wwoowow October 22, 2019

derectory

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.

You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Defective

Colin.

Colins brain is defective

by Sosig April 11, 2020

detention

When you spill a whole jar of yogurt on the floor, find hair in your food, and realize your fly is down all at the same time

Molly went to detention for no good reason at all.

by Junie QQ October 21, 2020

deteciving

WHEN you need to research something and uncover the clues. You put on your Sherlock Holmes (tm) hat and start deteciving.

I knew he was guilty! Time to get deteciving

by cptdetectivesam October 30, 2020

detextured

absence of texture or flavor. usually to describe something you consume orally. not because it tastes like shit, just because there is no flavor.

Trevor: Stepsister, why did you spit!
Maya: It was too detextured
Trevor: It'll be better tommorow, just give me time
Maya: I'm cheating on you

by bitchbabyransii December 6, 2020