upper decker

Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.

I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.

by evangelicalathiest April 22, 2011

triple decker

any employee taking a 3 week unaurhorized vacation and still having a job when he returns.

Carl pulled a triple Decker on his boss Troy

by H Bizzle January 4, 2008

Dakeri

A beverage, generally served at frat or tropically themed parties or barbecues.
Comes in many flavors including:
strawberry
raspberry
cherry
and many more.

"Yo bitch, throw me another dakeri!"

by Brandie July 18, 2003

Double Decker

When you are taking a shit in the upper tank, she's giving you a blumpkin while taking a shit in the bowl.

Daisy and I performed a double decker at the party last night

by The Jake Bush a.k.a. Switch March 30, 2009

double decker tits

Woman (or man) who has breasts, but also has a ring of fat over the top of the pants, giving the illusion that they have two rows of breasts.

Check that out, she's got double decker tits! So big that they had to make her a double decker.

by bpt January 18, 2009

black and decker

When a black man has anal sex with a woman and the knocks her out (decks her).

Lexington Steele black and deckered Jenna Jameson in this movie i just saw.

by z. e. April 22, 2005

dackery

(a username ) typically a porn driven, sexually frustrated individual who can only be seen when making a discreet trip to the bathroom after masturbating into his bare hands.

stellaris is shit dackery, stick the dick in the vacuuuuuuuuuuume

by sameroncum July 2, 2017