cycloboozing

Exploring a city's bars/breweries via bicycle. A sport with an emphasis on a rider's ability to endure aerobic activity and bike-handling while intoxicated.

Alex: Hey Jon, I heard Lagunitas and Goose Island are each serving new beers this weekend.
Jon: Maybe we should cancel our plans and enjoy some good ole fashioned cycloboozing.

cycloboozing by Titatotta October 24, 2014

having a tug of war with cyclops 

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

having a tug of war with cyclops by Anonymous January 7, 2004

splooge cicle 

the art of ejaculating on your partners
eyes and watching it run down their face.

last night I dropped a major splooge cicle on my girls eyes. She totally diggs the hot facial.

splooge cicle by streetwhiz April 6, 2009

Menstrual Cyclist 

A superhero three quarters of the time, while turning into a villain once a month.
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle

The Menstrual Cyclist, it's that time of the month!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!

Menstrual Cyclist by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

Grassroots Cycles 

Most beast Bike shop Ever

Headed down to Grassroots Cycles to get a sweet bike

Grassroots Cycles by freeriderbeast April 29, 2011

Shit cyclone 

A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
A 'shit storm' of great intensity.

My girlfriend's pregnant, I think I'm gay, I just got fired, my car's been impounded, my house is on fire, I think I just killed someone and I have a crazy rash on my johnson.
Dude, I'm in a friken shit cyclone.

Shit cyclone by Greenery July 6, 2008

Everyday Cyclist™ 

A euphemism for a Fred.

An Everyday Cyclist™ may own a bike, ride a bike, and actually be reasonably fast on the bike, yet they do not know how to truly ride a bike.

A dilettante.

A personal trainer with a bicycle.

Jim illustrated, by his sloppy and dangerous paceline skills, that he's nothing more than an Everyday Cyclist™.

Everyday Cyclist™ by Honest Abraham September 25, 2011