Joint custody

When you've had a bad day and bust into your stoner friend's house and snatch the joint from his or her hand you are then said to have joint custody.

Who's got joint custody now??!

by Farle77 July 22, 2010

baby custard

(n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously.

Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard on the keyboard.

by Dr Monkey April 29, 2005

chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

Custie

A Slang Term for a person who attends jamband shows. These people are the bane of the "Scene" and bring nothing positive.

You know that older guy still on tour Zippy, He is such a custie.

by shaun flynn April 16, 2006

custard guts

Derogatory term, usually applied to females, but could also be used to refer to a male.

1. A female who engages in anal sex.

2. A female who swallows after oral sex.

"Look at custard guts over there, she gets around."

by Cyberdelia February 16, 2009

Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 7, 2014

Chubbie Custard

A synonym for crotch custard.

Ed loves Joe's chubbie custard.

by Hamish McFly October 17, 2006