take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

take the crust off my bread

cut the outside of your dollar bill

had to take the crust off my bread :((

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

wipe or let it crust

"Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be

"Sry for the wait i just shat"
"Did you wipe or let it crust?"

by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025

What the crust

A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.

Example 1:

Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.

Example 2:

Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.

Luke: What the crust!

Sentence:

What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.

by Carl Matsmark February 10, 2025

Stuff my crust

When you fill a girls crack with giz

“I want you to stuff my crust.”

by D561 September 27, 2025

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

clusterfuck

South Sudan

South Sudan Civil War is a clusterfuck beyond belief.

by Comrade Dio July 30, 2020