popped crumbs

When a mans anal juices burst from his hole
We fucked too hard and he popped crumbs.
by manbro6969 February 26, 2015
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sympathy crumbs

The crumbs one leaves in a bag of chips that is not theirs, so they don't feel bad about eating the entire bag.
"Do you have any chips left?"

"Nah, just some sympathy crumbs Julie left."
by spyczech April 20, 2016
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Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time
gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)
by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021
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Bucket of Arse Crumbs

Person 1: I gotta go out tonight, I hate being alone.

Person 2: Yep, you're definitely a bucket of arse crumbs.
by Actual Ltd. May 25, 2024
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tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.
OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.
by Tretull31 December 03, 2022
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cone crumbs

The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.
That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!
by djtimyd August 24, 2017
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Crumb Dumpster

(noun)
Pronunciation: /krʌm 'dʌmpstər/

Definition: A person or organization that eagerly seeks to participate in, or benefit from the power and wealth of the dominant elite (often referred to as the 'Oligarchs'), even accepting the most minor and unwanted portions of said power and wealth (symbolized by 'crumbs'). Despite being far removed from the direct influence of the oligarchs, they uphold their ideologies, often covertly.

This term often carries a connotation of pretense or hypocrisy, as in the case of a purportedly progressive individual or entity that nonetheless harbors a disdain for poverty and a desire for prestige. A crumb dumpster is distinct from related concepts such as crumb catchers, and crumb bags, which represent different degrees of proximity to and engagement with the oligarchs' power.

Origin: This term is a compound of "crumb", from the Old English "cruma", and "dumpster", an American English term from the 20th century. Its use as a metaphor for a certain type of ambitious individual or organization seems to have originated in the early 21st century, particularly in socio-political discourse.

Synonyms: social climber, sycophant, opportunist, pretender, wannabe

Related Terms: Crumb Catcher (a person or entity that catches and benefits from the immediate fallout of the oligarchs' power), Crumb Bag (a person or entity that removes and disposes of these remnants, potentially for their own gain).
"Despite his public image as a champion for the people, many critics view NYC Mayor Eric Adams as nothing more than a crumb dumpster, secretly supporting the ideologies of the wealthy elite."
by Rosa's Papa May 13, 2023
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