Crock-potted

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

by New York Bunny May 1, 2014

crockey

In a crazy manner or action

yo she shot him thats crockey

by Almighty's June 14, 2017

Crocin’

A similar to rocking but used by croc lovers and quirky teens.

I’m crocin’ socks and crocs today! I be crocin’!

by What’s crocin’? March 26, 2019

Crocker

Cunt

Your a Crocker

by Niggaaggin December 4, 2019

Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

artemis crock

Character from the popular show Young Justice. An archer and very fit lady. Do not fuck with her.

Damn, we need an Artemis Crock Muscle Apreciation day.

by Gay or european? November 26, 2017

Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018