Taint Cream

The ointment one uses on their taint when it has an unbelievable amount of chafing and itchiness. Very useful in desperate times.

Hey Dillon, I heard you and Jarad were in need of taint cream.

Yea that was clutch, thanks.
No problem Phil.

by yungpad December 16, 2020

bean cream

fireball mixed with sprite cranberry. guaranteed to get you fucked up lol

ayyy mix that bean cream bro

by urgr0unded October 15, 2019

Lid cream

The thin, watery/papery tasting film of ice cream stuck to the lid of a paper ice cream carton, especially when new.

Disgusted from what he was tasting, Alex realized that he accidentally sampled the lid cream with his finger instead of the ice cream in the carton.

by Lord_of_Foxes December 3, 2016

poop cream

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy

Will you poop cream me tonight ?

by Prism Break May 14, 2016

Orange Cream

Cream made of orange. Seriously, why are you searching this up, let alone on urban dictionary, what, did you think it was related to sexual acts? Well yes actually, Orange Cream is used to lather up the ol' John Dory for a good time. It's also good for vitamin C intake, especially for your southern hemisphere, if you get what I'm saying.

Orange cream is great for my vitamin C supplements!

by _Dinka_ March 17, 2019

Wheezy Cream

The mixture of latex and sexual juices that collect at the base of a condom while having sex.

I was going at it so hard I looked down and my stomach was splattered with Wheezy Cream.

by Losinc July 4, 2016

Cloud Cream

When a guy with an erected penis cums and it shoots super high up.

I didn’t know Jack could cloud cream so high!

by Jack lmao March 29, 2018