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Craig Sellers

The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.
I want to have sex with craig sellers.
by Not AlexTheKidMg November 22, 2021
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Craig Cooper

That’s a right Craig Cooper of a boy
by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020
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Zackery Craig

The most perfect person. His heart is almost as big as his dick.
by hegeGvhj March 30, 2023
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Craig Stack

A private meeting in which 5 members play league of legends.
@womner Craig Stack?
by Craig Stacker January 12, 2021
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My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
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cold craig

When you're taking a shower while someone is also taking a shit, because the steam amplifies the smell.
Good, my girlfriend needs to stop giving me the cold Craig. I will never feel clean.
by Pseudonym McPseudonymface March 7, 2019
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Craig

Man number 1Have you heard about god

Man number 2 you mean Craig
by Craiglover2010 May 31, 2021
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