Your little cousin wants to play

The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)

Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!

by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

callin' cousin earl

This phrase means to throw up.

Oh no, Tim is in the bathroom callin' cousin earl.

by mattie coles September 28, 2005

evil cousin

Slang term for Meth that dealers use over phones.

Yo man, I got your white lady, AND i got the evil cousin!

by Kent September 6, 2005

ur cousin non binary

worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and on the same level as ur granny tranny

Normies: ur mom gay AND ur dad lesbian
d4nk m3m3r$: ok but ur granny tranny and ur cousin non binary

by donthekkinworryaboutit March 11, 2018

Dirty Sanchez's Cousin

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around.

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around. this is a dirty sanchez's cousin

by Melon2345 April 26, 2010

father, uncle, cousin Kate

A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.

Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!

by pentozali February 20, 2011

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015