Milwaukee Cotton Swab

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person

Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho

by Kimochi Warui August 24, 2021

Cotton Comes to Harlem

R(1970)When two detectives, "Coffin Ed Johnson" and "Gravedigger Jones" investigave a robbery and a $87,000.00 bail of cotton dropped off in Harlem.

Cotton Comes to Harlem Rules

by Super Trouper August 18, 2003

cotton picking mind

crazy or reckless

He is out of his cotton picking mind to hunt rattlesnakes.

by CottonPickin May 26, 2018

orange cotton candy

The hair on the pubic area of a ginger or redhead.

Guy 1: She had orange cotton candy and it was so much!
Guy 2: Too bad. Mine was clean.

by PatmaHeiny2 April 12, 2011

Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.

Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.

by MOPNB May 12, 2008

silver cotton candy

geriatric pubic hair

Julia's grandma was a gilf so when I bent her over she exposed her silver cotton candy.

by brad, jack, daniel, steph & linds October 8, 2006

Making Cotton Candy

When you are fucking a chick with a cave of a vagina and you resort to moving your dick around in a circular motion around the edges to get some pleasure.

Random Guy: Dude she has a whale mouth for a pussy.

You: Yeah, I was making cotton candy with her.

by Dode Whittman September 14, 2010