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School computers

School computers are not something you really care about that much and even if you drop them it's okay. That is because they never break even if you drop them a thousand times and they are indestructible
by Adude...... November 15, 2021
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all in one computer

unlike the name says the all in one computer is not all in one. an all in one consist of a monitor, with the tower built in, a keyboard and a mouse.
person 1: hey i bought an all in one computer
person 2: awesome is it all one box
person 1: no it still has a separate keyboard and mouse it just has the computer tower built into the monitor
person 2: oh i see but that is still really cool
person 1: i know man thanks
by kevin e343 July 20, 2010
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why is my computer so slow

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real
(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money
by hellothemeep March 19, 2020
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Hang up that computer call

''Hang up that computer call, Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical''
by Kenny McCormick.die May 31, 2023
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commuterection

An unintentional, likely undesired erection caused by the wide range of vibrations encountered while riding public transportation.
Due to the questionable state of the train tracks between stations Chabanel and Parc, Jeremy received a raging commuterection and was forced to hold an umbrella in front of his crotch.
by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007
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computzor

My computzor is the fastest on the market!
by Vatta February 24, 2009
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Computricide

The murder or killing of a computer or like device
My computer makes me want to commit computricide
by java0123 June 1, 2009
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