competencism

Discrimination based on competency, or lackthereof.

When the advertising company didn't hire Hector because his only work experience was flipping burgers and pumping gas, Hector complained to the Human Rights Commission of competencism.

by D. Y. Vetz January 24, 2021

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

compergence

Pleasure derived from knowing your partner is sexually satisfied by another. This is common in open and polyamorous relationships. This is different from cuckholding since the partner doesn’t have to be present to experience compurgence.

Yesterday while I was at the spa, my husband got his dick sucked by his girlfriend and I felt compergence knowing he blew his load all over her tits.

by iwasbuiltforthis April 17, 2021

complementarianism

A convoluted way of saying "women can't lead because God made them incapable", often used by misogynists looking to justify their sexism because of an idiotic reading of the religious texts.

Honey, you can't be mad at me for telling you to stay in the kitchen and keep your mouth shut because God designed humans for complementarianism!

by Annie Tiefa May 26, 2021

Competiotion

Two members of science olympiad sing to the death.

We had a bracket hammering competiotion

by John Cena (you cant see me) September 21, 2021