slut clean

The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.

For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.

Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"

by KC34 June 21, 2017

cleaning the cob

Giving a blowjob

I like receiving oral sex, but I really like cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013

Clean Kathleen

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family

Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020

clean nathan

when you clean up a dirty nathan

"i did a dirty nathan then a clean nathan

by sartiniwenie6969 September 28, 2021

clean blake

Shove a pen up your penis or vagina and write a letter

Make me a clean blake please

by Jeffery Winger May 27, 2020

Clean as a slip

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.

my butthole is clean as a slip

by cumball January 7, 2023