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classical saxophonist

The elitists of the saxophone community, they walk around with their snobby noses turned up away from jazz musicians. The truth is that they secretly love jazz but are too square, duddy, and awkward to play it. They can often be found practicing Ferling etudes and worshipping their master, Marcel Mule.
Classical saxophonists hate us because they ain't us.
by Jazzmaster14 July 17, 2016
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classic fuck

A general type of fucking that doesn't involve any weird kinks or anything related to BDSM
Bro 1: Dude, Lanie was trying to convince me to do some weird stuff last night but all I wanted was a classic fuck.
Bro 2: Woah dude, I didn't know Lanie was into stuff like that!
by hotdudesmartkid November 19, 2017
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Classic Nick

"I ate a curry last night and now my belly hurts. Think I need a Classic Nick"
by AmyScrivs August 20, 2019
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Classic Kyle

A person who likes turbo inting in League of Legends.

Typically a person who queues for jungler without any jungling experience, a Classic Kyle will feed so hard that they negate any lead or advantage that your team gains in the early game.
This Nunu just fed our top lane and is going 0/8/1. That's a Classic Kyle!
by inFamous27 July 24, 2020
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Holiday Classic

The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on it like an express elevator.
Cody: "Hey, you want a Holiday Classic?"
Justin: "What is this? Middle school?"
by Justinn82 December 26, 2007
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cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest
If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?
by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018
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classic liberal

A modern conservative using an outdated term from the 19th century to identify themselves. Essentially, a classic liberal believes in an unregulated free market, like a conservative, but doesn't care about social freedoms and benefits, because those beliefs don't benefit corporations (so shut up minorities and people of atypical sexes and gender identifications; and fuck you, welfare programs). So yeah, they're just your average conservative. The point of using this name for themselves is to make their politics more appealing to the masses, as they assume most people won't know or have the inclination to look up what a classic liberal is.
Guy 1: "I'm not a conservative anymore. I'm a classic liberal now!"

Guy 2: "So you're a conservative with a Trojan horse name?"

Guy 1: "NO! FUCK YOU! THAT'S FAKE NEWS!!!! STOP STIFLING MY FREE SPEECH!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
(Guy 1 then proceeds to fling his own feces at everyone around him to distract from being exposed)
by Bojangles Smitherson December 3, 2020
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