Chub

Some amazing green sweeties/weed/Marijuana
Something a Kelso loves and most people do with all their love.

Hey Bru do you want to go rack some chubs?
Hey brah we going to hit the chub soon.

Do you have some chub?

by Bradley the chub guy February 13, 2020

Chub

A chub is your dick when it’s about half hard… and if your cock doesn’t get fully hard you’ve got a chub. And you CAN cum with a chub same as if you were full-on hard.

“You hard man?”

“No bro, just got a chub”
“Careful dude, u can still blow with a chub”

“Yeah, I just found that out”

by Arsegåard November 7, 2022

Chub your blub

To rub ones fat chin vigorously for their self pleasure

Or used as an insult to get a fat lard to shut up

Jake 'chubbed his blub in front of the whole school to cope with his exams'

Chub your blub

by Jami e June 26, 2016

Chub

Term of endearment used to replace the words "sir" "ma'am" "bro" "sis" "dude" "mom" "dad" "nigga" etc.

Hey Chub
Wow Chub
What's up Chub
Chub, let's go

Goodnight Chub

by Wubfublub October 10, 2016

Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 3, 2020

Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023

Chubbed

Meaning unsuccessful in a ballot for tickets, especially at football games.
Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.

"How did you get on with your ticket application for Liverpool away?"
"Chubbed mate"

by anonymous January 18, 2023