nut in a chewing gum wrapper

the person who thinks he is a prince in shining armor but in reality just an egoistic man whose actions are completely opposite.

condescending person specially towards women in his life

jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her

by she devil 3 May 19, 2012

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 05, 2023

Chew head

Somebody who uses chewing tobacco alot.

That guy is such a chew head.

by R. Econ March 03, 2009

Queef chewing

When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face

"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"

"You're queef chewing you biiitch"

by SexyPants Mcfuckhole July 20, 2022

arse chewed

meaning getting told off, by someone, could be parent, teachers or managers

"i got my arse chewed at work for being late

by uk girl August 30, 2006

Chewing Creature

Something to totally surprise your friends with. Try to act like it’s something shocking, and THEN show them the face. If executed properly, they’ll be disappointed, but in a funny way.

I totally freaked out Tomar with the chewing creature, dude.

by maklunky August 02, 2023

Chew Choo Plug

When a person uses a buttplug while riding a train over rough terrain.

The chew choo plug was nice.

by Billy Bob Tim Schoot April 01, 2024