GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

New Delhi Chest Chocolate

New Delhi has a disgusting Scat Porn reputation, this word comes from the world of New Delhi Scat Porn Forums. Translated directly from the forum:

"New delhi chest chocolate is shit on her chest"

by il nut eggs out June 25, 2023

Chest sickness

Auditory hallucination. When you keep hearing chests on fortnite that aren’t there.

“Can you hear that? I swear I can hear a chest in the attic but there’s nothing there.”
“You’ve got a bad case of the chest sickness my friend.”

by BigBrd June 20, 2018

Hill-Chest

When a girl's breast grow at different times so that one boob is bigger than the other.

"Damn, look at the girl, she's got nice boobage."

*girl turns to face forward*

"Oh shit, she's got a hill-chest!!!"

"Hahahahaha, you see some wierd ass chicks here at Hooters!"

"Yeah! Irony's a bitch!"

by Glass Cup April 19, 2010

chest hogs

An ample and supple pair of bosom on a woman. These babies are typically blue ribbon prize winning oinkers.

" Hey Pat, Check out the prize winning chest hogs on green shirt over there at the bar!"

by chesthogman March 21, 2024

rub it on your chest

if u wanna buy, sell, r trade with someone n they refuse the deal in other words don't wanna let go of what they r holding you tell them to rub it on their chest basically saying to just keep it in their possession n caressing it on their chest talking bout "ill never let u go" in other words "rub it all over ur chest you can keep it"

hey are u still selling ur car? no i decided to keep it im not selling it no more..... whatever, rub it on your chest u wer asking too much anyways

by the seeker1382 December 16, 2023

Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.

The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.

by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022