Vaginal cancer

Something you should never type into a definition bar!

You are one sick freak

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches

damn look at that canned ass

by zserh November 16, 2005

canned

1) Usually means to get fired.
2) Depending on context, can also be an adjective that means roughly predefined.

1) My faggot boss canned me for reading TribalWar too much at work.
2) Canned chat items in a video game. Usually performed by entering a short combination of letters or numbers. Many times accompanied by a short voice clip.

by aCynicalPie January 21, 2005

The Canterbury Tales Research Paper

The worst piece of shit ever...wastes our lives doing worthless crap that isn't even helping us do anything but hate ourselves....SCREW ENGLISH

1. This research paper sucks more then the Canterbury Tales Research Paper...it's the suxorz

by FallOutBoy March 23, 2005

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

cancer

fornite

wanna play fornite
{gets cancer}

by ur mommy gay nut May 28, 2018

cure for cancer

A medicine which will prevent or reverse the effects of cancer 100%. Sadly, it has not been found yet.

1. They are raising money to find the cure for cancer.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

by AllisonL December 25, 2007