canadian three way 

When three canadians apologize to each other until they all climax...apologetically of course...eh

Yesterday in line at the bank. A little old couple and I had a good old fashion Canadian three way.

canadian three way by Ootandabooteh December 22, 2015

Canadian Geese Attack 

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

Canadian Geese Attack by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009

canadian ham 

a refrence to a womans large, pink, areolas(the skin around nipple)if the womans areola is large and brown it is considered pepperoni.

i like licking that chicks canadian ham.

canadian ham by jakey mancaster February 22, 2007

Canadian Minute 

A minute to a Canadian that is incredibly longer than any other minute in the world.

We needed to meet Danny in 45 minutes but he took a Canadian minute to get ready, so we were late.

Canadian Minute by Canadahater35 March 25, 2009

Canadian style 

When sleeping on a mattress, you opt to sleep side ways instead of long ways.

Jimmy always sleeps canadian style like a real weirdo.

Canadian style by Tony fatony December 15, 2014

Canadian Whale Penis 

Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.

Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.

Man 2: That sounds awesome.

Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!

Man 2: What the hell is that?

Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.

Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!

Canadian Whale Penis by DizzleDoozleDaz January 9, 2011

canadian shotgun 

Drinking a canned beverage (Beer) shotgun style, however with the can fully vertical, instead of tilting your head and can. Invented by the men of Delta Upsilon

Drinking a canned beverage (Beer) shotgun style, however with the can fully vertical, instead of tilting your head and can.

canadian shotgun by Quagmire July 6, 2004