crunch

To critically injure or cause extreme pain.

Darnel will crunch Jenny because he is not scared, bro.

by jarncki September 30, 2015

crunch

you only receive

opposite of a munch

Last night was great I was a crunch

by jimmy darling January 03, 2023

crunch

verb --- to diminish or compromise someone's projected ideal.

Man, you just crunched the point I was talking about!

What? ... Are you trying to crunch our entire platform?

by stilldajoker September 29, 2021

Crunch

Another word for a "poo" or a "shit"

yo Andy I need a crunch

by kitstain July 09, 2023

Crunch

Someone who is lame, boring, and doesn’t like to have fun

Joe was being such a crunch last night he wouldn’t go to the club with us

by Appleears March 11, 2022

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 February 19, 2016

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 February 19, 2016