christmas cracker

Christmas Cracker: adj (seasonal) - a large jagged turd, the product of over indulgance
Desmond took half an hour in the 'smallest room' straining to pull a 'Christmas cracker'
by eddythebastard January 02, 2016
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Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry.
The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
by The Last Rebel June 21, 2006
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Al-Cracker

I’m not scared of Al-Qaeda, hell I’m from Brooklyn. I’m more scared of Al-Cracker!
by dorkbreath May 29, 2011
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Fishy Crackers

another word for Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish Crackers. Because they are in the shape of a goldfish, people call them fishy crackers.
by Arcanitte November 10, 2010
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anus cracker

A term used to describe a person who acts like an ignorant fool.

Picture someone who is so low, he or she is not even worthy to eat a cracker topped with your droppings.
"Yo momma is so fat she sat on a dolla and popped out fo' quatas!"

"My mom just died of leukemia you anus cracker."
by Liz P March 11, 2007
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cracker head

Trucker term for a idiot on the cb radio
shut up cracker head
by Dayripper September 06, 2004
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Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.
Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.
by VooDooXII May 28, 2008
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