Homeless Burrito

A homeless mexican guy.

When George Lopez becomes unpopular and loses all his money he'll become a homeless burrito.

by topless clown spanker December 11, 2009

breakfast burrito

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.

"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"

by CowboySven July 6, 2004

wet burrito

while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.

She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??

by Diggler September 19, 2003

burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."

Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.

by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017

fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.

That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.

by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012

sex burrito

When your in a van with a king sized matress and it goes up the side of the walls putting you in the middle making a burrito

Dude, last night i had a sex burrito in my car

by Magicbatman December 8, 2017

burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.

Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.

by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015