Rehab Burritos

Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.
Dude, these Rehab Burritos shit reminds me of rehab!
by MaeCutie101 November 21, 2011
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breakfast burrito

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.
"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"
by CowboySven July 06, 2004
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wet burrito

while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.
She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??
by Diggler September 20, 2003
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burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.
Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.
by SovietSupremeTaco October 15, 2015
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burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi June 29, 2015
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Backwards-burrito

When some hooker is giving you a blowjob-from-behind, and you cum in her mouth and fart in her face at the same time.
Hey Fred, last night I gave my girlfriend a backwards-burrito
by Meistro bojango October 30, 2016
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Burrito nigga

A hispanic person who is chill with black people, so he is called a "burrito nigga."
by schoolingdeezkids September 26, 2022
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