Brendan's like to wear a dinosaur hat whilst hiding behind their forts of Fosters beer cans.
He is lovely towards his friends although he doesn't have many so he has to be super nice to the ones he has just to keep them.
He has the cutest smile and makes everyone he talks to laugh.
Brendan is a bit of a stalker and likes to invite random people back to his house to have his way with them.
Overall, Brendan is one of the nicest people you will meet, he will stick with you (unless he has a girlfriend) and be a funny old chap who likes to make weird noises. RAWR!
Tends to fall in love with someone who's name begins with M
He is lovely towards his friends although he doesn't have many so he has to be super nice to the ones he has just to keep them.
He has the cutest smile and makes everyone he talks to laugh.
Brendan is a bit of a stalker and likes to invite random people back to his house to have his way with them.
Overall, Brendan is one of the nicest people you will meet, he will stick with you (unless he has a girlfriend) and be a funny old chap who likes to make weird noises. RAWR!
Tends to fall in love with someone who's name begins with M
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