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Brandon

A boy that is so swole he has to re-sew the button on his Oxford collared shirt so his muscular neck will fit. He has many other muscular body parts too, such as his giant dick.
Did you see Brandon's bulging neck muscles? I bet he had to re-sew that button on his Oxford shirt so it would fit!
by babykd January 10, 2012
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Brandon

A loving and caring guy. He accepts anything the woman has to offer. He is an amazing boyfriend and can carry a long relationship. The sex life is great and so is he.
Hey look, it's Brandon!
by merrianwebsterdictionary November 17, 2013
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Brandon

1. Quite possibly one of the most prestigious man to walk on the face of the earth.

2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.

3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.

4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.

5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.

6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.

7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.
Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"

Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"

Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"

Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"
by Burritos11 June 22, 2016
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Pulling A Brandon

Noun:
In destiny when you step in front of your ally as they fire a rocket, getting them killed.
Pulling a Brandon
Player 1: "YOU PULLED A BRANDON!!!"
Player 2: "BEG FORGIVENESS!!!"
by gamerdude99 May 14, 2015
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Brandon

Lacrosse player and drummer, has a huge dick and is amazing in bed, has dated strippers and eaten their hearts for breakfast, but is extremely nice at the same time. Athletic, tattooed, pierced, and sexy. Makes a great friend and boyfriend for any girl.
Person 1: Hey, I saw you got a new boyfriend...
Person 2: Yeah! His name is Brandon.
Person 1: OMG!!! Really he's really cute!
Person 2: I know, his dick is huge too.
Person 1: Do you have a picture of it?
Person 2: Da fuck? I'm not showing you Tinker-twat!!!!
by ohmycod September 6, 2011
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Pulling a Brandon

To get a Thundergun, Ray Gun, packa-punched and Monkey bombs in a Game of Black Ops: Zombies.
Pulling a Brandon - To get a Thundergun, Ray Gun, packa-punched and Monkey bombs in a Game of Black Ops: Zombies.
by Tim1234321343 May 31, 2011
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Brandon maclellan

Is pretty much the shit. wears boots and listens to country music. like to go to bedford golf land and steal stuff with a buddy. lives in Goffstown, NH and goes to GHS. hangs with a kid names pube(ryan),cody(really tall kid),cam, alli, and lisette( his awesome girlfriend).
Brandon Maclellan: hey wats up brothaa
kid: noting much man, u
Brandon Maclellan: same ol same ol
Brandon Maclellan: moooooooooooooooooooooo
by billybob122393 March 25, 2009
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