Brad

Brads are typically a little hunchback goblins who are greasy hair short gay boys

Dude imagine being named brad

by Ggg454544 September 14, 2020

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Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her

“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”

by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020

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Brad

Someone who brags about how much they make off of unemployment.

I met someone the other day and he was a Brad for sure.

by KrashK October 22, 2020

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Brad Steel

When something is within a metre from your face but because of your beady Muppet eyes and shit depth perception, you have a problem seeing it right in front of you.

The shipping container is right in front of you, open those Brad Steel eyes of yours numb-nuts

by grachrH&T*G({ October 26, 2017

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Brad

An insult describing someone as being unintelligent or describing the way they act as being abnormal.

Also can be used as "Bradley Muncher"

"Stop being such a Brad"

"Shut up you Bradley muncher"

by Hackachu May 7, 2018

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A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.

Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.

by bigspoonerr May 8, 2018

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