Bowel Monkey

Fart, Botty Burp, Gas. Descriptive of a person that is suffering from wind due to eating legumes, indian food, excessive alcohol consumption or anything else that causes wind

Mate I've got a case of the bowel monkeys today

by Juanita Davis December 24, 2007

Bowed

Bored

-I'm soo bowed
~What?
-I'm bored....
~Ooooh

by Yourmumzzzzzzzzzz February 19, 2010

bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010

bowers

the epitome of a total piece of shit in life.

tracy dropped out school.
what a piece a shit...she turned out to be a real bowers.

by jeremy345 January 12, 2008

Bowel Movement

bowel movement means doing someones mum up the backside the she shits on your chest

Me - I did Bowel Movements with your mum last night

Liam- Really?!

Me - Yeah! she shat on my chest :O ^^ XD

by MattyC575 February 10, 2009

bowel buster

after long evening of over indulgence, you experience adominal cramps and the loss of control of your bowels to a liquidy explosion the next morning

"Dude, I think I over did iit with all the beer, booze and hot wings last night. That last dump was a bowel buster! There was shit everywhere!

by donjuandemarco December 30, 2009

bower

It is an incredibly stupid woman who believes she is much smarter than she really is.

That bower can't do anything right.

by Miguel VIII October 28, 2010